A bunch of ways you could wear your mask if you want to let people know you are a jerk right off the bat

By The Writers of the Pittiful News

  1. A sleep mask (over your eyes), for when you forget your curtains at home 
  2. Over the shoulder 
  3. As lesbian earrings 
  4. Inside your mouth like an orange slice 
  5. Fanny pack 
  6. DIY Jockstrap 
  7. The Guy Fieri 
  8. As a condom 
  9. Chinstrap for when you want to pretend you play the sportsball
  10. A hammock for rats 
  11. Use as open-sole shoes or very bad, very holey sock
  12. Upon the posterior
  13. As a cute bandeau!
  14. Very small holster for very small gun
  15. Put two across your chest: DIY bralette
  16. One of those armbands for phones that joggers wear but bad
  17. A reusable candy bag for on-the-go snacking
  18. Wear a disney themed mask and be over the age of twenty (See Sikov, Tyler)
  19. A muzzle
  20. Between the eyes 
  21. As a sanitary pad
  22. Pasties 🤠
  23. DIY blunt
  24. Slingshot 
  25. Super trendy headband 
  26. Beach day made easy with the DIY Speedo
  27. Two-face style where it covers half of your face 
  28. Zuko Cosplay
  29. As an umbrella for a very small rain storm
  30. Following the directions in Mask off by Future
  31. Phone case
  32. Hippie bandana
  33. DIY noose 
  34. Drug balloon to swallow
  35. As a purse to carry your miniature poodle
  36. As a miniature poodle to carry in your purse 
  37. Bikini top 
  38. Bikini bottom 
  39. Bikini vers
  40. thong 
  41. Sexy mask costume 
  42. A shwallet
  43. Handcuffs  
  44. Wig
  45. Beard wig
  46. Sexy coronavirus costume
  47. Hairnet
  48. American girl doll clothes  
  49. A sweat towel
  50. Under the nose.