WEATHER REPORT

Hannah Lynn
Pittiful Meteorologist

Saturday
Cloudy with a chance of crow meatballs

Sunday

Day of repentance. No weather.

Monday
Looks like a beautiful sunny day, feels like the freezing embrace of a thousand icicles

Tuesday
Scattered snow showers in the morning, scattered ashes in the evening

Wednesday
It’s lump day! Get that lump examined.

Thursday
No chance of rain, but take umbrella anyway. Trust us. TRUST US.

Friday
Vortex of polar bears

Saturday

Well, well, well look who’s back for more

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