15 Phrases to Bring Tension to Any Situation


By Sonya Acharya

  1. “Scared, Potter?”
  2. “Make me.”
  3. “Do you trust me?”
  4. “Take me out.”
  5. “What if I don’t want to?”
  6. “I want to kiss your stupid face.”
  7. “Oh really?”
  8. “Mom said it’s my turn to use the Xbox.”
  9. “You know what else is beautiful?”
  10. “I’m new in town.”
  11. “Can you feel it, Mr. Krabs?”
  12. “I should start a podcast.”
  13. “And how does that make you feel?”
  14. “Long live the King.”
  15. “What do you want to do?”

Types of Salsa

In honor of Cinco de Mayo the Pittiful News has decided to put together the complete list of types of salsa:

  1. Mild
  2. Medium
  3. Spicy
  4. Thick and Chunky
  5. Thin and Mushy
  6. Hard and Lumpy
  7. Hot and Sour
  8. Batman and Robin
  9. Just straight beans
  10. Fiery
  11. The dance (is it hot in here?)
  13. Bean there Done that
  14. Jalapeno Business
  15. Guacamole
  16. Restaurant Style

Please enjoy responsibly!

By Tyler Sikov