Types of Salsa

In honor of Cinco de Mayo the Pittiful News has decided to put together the complete list of types of salsa:

  1. Mild
  2. Medium
  3. Spicy
  4. Thick and Chunky
  5. Thin and Mushy
  6. Hard and Lumpy
  7. Hot and Sour
  8. Batman and Robin
  9. Just straight beans
  10. Fiery
  11. The dance (is it hot in here?)
  12. AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
  13. Bean there Done that
  14. Jalapeno Business
  15. Guacamole
  16. Restaurant Style

Please enjoy responsibly!

By Tyler Sikov

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