By Tyler Sikov, Sonya Acharya, Abby Stoudt

 

BOOKS that should be made into movies

1. Percy Jackson
2. The Communist Manifesto
3. The instruction manual for my cappuccino machine
4. The Bible?
5. Cheesecake Factory Menu
6. Guinness book of world records
7. Star Wars
8. Frog and Toad (whole literary universe)
9. The Adventure Zone: Book Three: Petals to the Metal. Only the third one, not the first two or any future volumes.
10. A screenplay of The Cask of Amontillado that my friend and I wrote senior year of high school

Honorable mention: Any textbook on molecular biology. I mean have you seen those diagrams? Those in animation would be *chef’s kiss*

 

MOVIES that should be made into books

1. Avatar the last Airbender
2. Lord Of The Rings
3. Harry Potter
4. The Panera Bread barista training video
5. Shrek (the whole cinematic universe)
6. That Vine of the guy who is disgusted, and revolted, and who dedicated his entire life to our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, and this is the thanks he gets? While getting into a dryer.
7. Grand Theft Auto
8. The Baby Shark music video
9. The ‘British lads hit each other with chair YouTube video
10. Sonic the Hedgehog (2020)

Honorable mention: Inside Out, Up, and Big Hero 6, because crying at books hits different