How to Prank Someone

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By the writers of the Pittiful News

  1. A good first step to any prank is to take a brand new roll of Saran wrap out of the kitchen drawer.
  2. Next, you’re going to need to apologize to the roll of Saran wrap for what is about to happen to it. But not too much, because it needs to still be on board.
  3. Wash your damn hands before you do anything.
  4. Replace the contents of the bottle of dish soap with dishwasher pods. Just stuff whole pods in there.
  5. Wrap the bottle with Saran wrap, then slam the roll of Saran wrap hard enough into the trash to make sure  that everyone else in the house knows you’re throwing away the last roll of Saran wrap.
  6. You can’t go out to buy more Saran wrap. Your food will rot. You idiot.
  7. Dance break! 🕺 (Make sure you’re hydrated during your break.)
    • Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
    • Que tu cuerpo es pa’ darle alegria y cosa buena
    • Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena
    • Hey Macarena
  8. Open the fridge and locate the last cup of your sister’s favorite yogurt. Eat it.
  9. Leave a note inside the yogurt cup that says “Pranked”.
  10. Return the yogurt cup to the fridge.
  11. Retrieve the Saran wrap roll from the garbage. Apologize to it again.
  12. Mentally prepare yourself to prank someone with your Saran wrap.
  13. Cut a sizeable amount.
  14. You know what to do ;)
  15. Dance break part 2: the return of the dance break! 💃 
    • Mamma mia, here I go again
    • My my, how can I resist you?
    • Mamma mia, does it show again
    • My my, just how much I’ve missed you?
  16. Post-dance break hydration break
  17. You know what you did. :(
  18. Giggle break!! 
  19. Thank the Saran wrap for its service.
  20. Wash your hands with the dish soap.
  21. Oops its dishwasher pods! You just pranked YOURSELF. How does that feel? :/

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