10 Things that lasted longer than Brock Turner’s jail sentence for violent sexual assault

By Hannah Lynn

Brock Turner, the infamous Stanford rapist sentenced to only six months of jail time for committing a violent rape, was released from prison today after serving only three months of his sentence. Now that’s not a lot of time, is it? We’ve compiled a list of things longer than his comically short stint behind bars.

  1. Kim Kardashian’s marriage to Kris Humphries
  2. One semester of college
  3. Standing in line at the DMV to renew your license 
  4. Cooking a thanksgiving turkey 
  5. Reading Infinite Jest
  6. Lincoln Chafee’s presidential campaign 
  7. Watching “Gone with the Wind” with your mom 
  8. An Oscar acceptance speech for best supporting actress
  9. Summer break
  10. The prison sentence of a black man arrested for having half of a half of a gram of weed in his pocket

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