By Ossia Dwyer
It’s finally getting warmer in this ice tray we call Pittsburgh and that means time to explore this coal mecca we call home. Now that Downtown is not constantly masked in a cool black smog, there is plenty to do and it’s safe to go outside. Here are some ideas if you are looking to explore off the beaten path.
If you want to spend more time on Pittsburgh’s rivers…..
Try Crusty Pete’s Island Adventure Tours. Join Crusty Pete and his trusty boat-themed pick-up truck the SS Grundle for a look at some of Pittsburgh’s best spots on the river. This tour meets in the parking lot near the sketchy back part of the casino. Life jackets not recommended. Thursdays are Billy Joel theme nights. Tours only meet Thursday nights.
If you want to spend more time longboarding…
Try the Glass, Sharp Rocks, and Dry Concrete Pile. Located in the weird section of town between Downtown and the South Side, the GSRDCP has all the pain, residual scratches, and embarrassment of learning how to longboard at only double the cost. A ticket gets you a full day of all the pile activities you could ever think of. Only Diner Club cards are accepted as payment. Not associated with the Loose Gravel Emporium.
If you love the views off of the Duquesne Incline…..
Try the Window Washing Platform of Terror. For thrill seekers of all ages, this experience will be one you may forget but only because of the residual concussions. Hop on these formally blasé pieces of metal and toe the line of death when the cables are suddenly cut totally on purpose. No refunds if platform doesn’t actually fall. Check out our ad in the back of Steel City Vixens: Pittsburgh’s only softcore and ore themed adult magazine.