Weather Report

By Pittiful Weatherwoman Hannah Lynn

Saturday
The sun will make an appearance for roughly 3.45 seconds.

Sunday
Partially Cloudy. Look out for a special Death Moon!

Monday
The world is on fire and hell is eternal.

Tuesday
*A car horn blares in the distance for several hours*

Wednesday
You have angered the gods. Thunderstorms likely. Take cover, my son.

Thursday
Who even cares.

Friday
It is raining men.
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